In case you are not familiar with climbing slang, "spray" is when you talk about climbing endlessly to people's annoyance. Much like Chris does on the show! Just kidding ... If you're a fan of The Enormocast, this is the staple tee you need to have. Sure to spark conversation and give you that mental edge you need to push upward when your hand is jammed in a crack.
T-Shirt Benefits:
Posted by Unknown on 4th Aug 2016
I haven't taken it off since I got it. Women approach me constantly, bar tenders have stopped charging me for the olives in my PBR, I've sent all my projects, and my van stopped doing that weird thing where all the lights go out and the engine shuts off when I get above 65mph.
They won't shut your power off if its winter time, and your college loans take forever to go into default. THIS IS THE BEST USE OF YOUR MONEY!
When people say, "what is that smell?", simply explain "that means its working, and washing the shirt would risk diluting its enormomagic."
Posted by Mike on 15th Jun 2016
Great looking shirt!
Posted by Diego on 12th May 2016
Such a rad shirt! Good design, I support the creator for his enormo-approach to life! Good choice on the Anvil T, good fit, super comfy.
I plan to fill my closet with 40 of these t-shirts, all neatly hung, and then stand in front of my closet like a superhero deciding what to wear every morning.
Posted by GymNugget on 7th Oct 2015
This thing is awesome! When my climbing game took a major dip last month, I had to do something for my mojo. I worked on flashing projects other people had at easier grades, downgrading low-end gym climbs, and calling out the setter of the purple route for just making a contrived *&#$fest.
Now I wear all that spray on my shirt and just go climbing already.