The Enormocast Spray Can T-Shirt

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1. That means it's working

   Posted by Unknown on 4th Aug 2016

   I haven't taken it off since I got it. Women approach me constantly, bar tenders have stopped charging me for the olives in my PBR, I've sent all my projects, and my van stopped doing that weird thing where all the lights go out and the engine shuts off when I get above 65mph.
   They won't shut your power off if its winter time, and your college loans take forever to go into default. THIS IS THE BEST USE OF YOUR MONEY!
   When people say, "what is that smell?", simply explain "that means its working, and washing the shirt would risk diluting its enormomagic."
   

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2. good stuff!

   Posted by Mike on 15th Jun 2016

   Great looking shirt!

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3. Best shirt ever created by man

   Posted by Diego on 12th May 2016

   Such a rad shirt! Good design, I support the creator for his enormo-approach to life! Good choice on the Anvil T, good fit, super comfy.
   
   I plan to fill my closet with 40 of these t-shirts, all neatly hung, and then stand in front of my closet like a superhero deciding what to wear every morning.

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4. Huge Improvements!

   Posted by GymNugget on 7th Oct 2015

   This thing is awesome! When my climbing game took a major dip last month, I had to do something for my mojo. I worked on flashing projects other people had at easier grades, downgrading low-end gym climbs, and calling out the setter of the purple route for just making a contrived *&#$fest.
   
   Now I wear all that spray on my shirt and just go climbing already.

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